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The National Party's Monty Python health (non) reform is a comedy. In order to cut layers of management, new layers are being introduced. First, old man Levy, who was Key's buddy at the Auckland District Health Boards, has been brought back to be the super-duper CEO boss of existing Health NZ CEO boss, Fepulea’i Margie Apa (CEOs seem to now need CEOs above them to manage them). Four new "Deputy CEOs" have just been appointed below Apa to manage each of four regions NZ has been divvied into. The South Island is classified as one region - apologies to Otago & Canterbury. The funniest part of National's Health Minister Reti's "plan" to get health back on track is that neither CEO Apa, nor a single one of her Big Time Deputies, is a doctor. The philosophy seems to be, "What would a doctor know about health?" Apa has a BCom in management from Auckland University, in which not a thing about how the health system works is taught. What's most amusing is how Minister Reti is trying to portray these moves as a profound reform in which more power is being returned to regions. Bollocks. Both National & Labour supported abolishing the 20 District Health Boards that existed in 2020 to "centralize" health-care. The only difference is National argues the system should not be quite as centralized as Labour wants. Big Deal.


Both parties are sadly pushing to keep our existing single public payer-single public provider system intact (bar a limited role for private provision). Whether one decides to have it administered by 20, 4 or 1 Board wont change service quality. My preferred (quality enhancing) reform is to run health-care along similar lines to how our General Practitioners, medical laboratory-testing and Pharmac are already working. That is, the government would not only negotiate prices for GP services, lab-tests and drugs, but hospital medical procedures as well. Private & public hospitals then compete on quality to provide services at those agreed prices. Patients, in consultation with their doctor, choose where to go - the place offering the best, fastest quality treatment. High quality hospitals expand; low quality ones contract. The winner is the patient. The gov't pays the bills. Its a single payer, multiple provider (many of which are private) model. If you think it is a theory, it is not. It is already successfully running abroad (not in the US, which features private insurance) where NZ style systems (as supported by National & Labour) have been dumped. If you think private health suppliers can't be trusted, think again. Kiwi GPs already run their own private business; each drug you use, bought by Pharmac, is already privately produced. Medical tests in NZ are already done by private suppliers. The bills are already picked up by the gov't. Luxon better get his head around the idea of centralized payment, yet far greater decentralized (private hospital) provision fast or our system will implode. His current plans (based on calling all sorts a CEO, like he was) will go nowhere in the public sector. National needs imagination.

If you worked for John Key's government & retired, here's the deal: keep claiming the pension (like Peter Gluckman, Murray McCully, Lester Levy & more) and get it topped up multiple times by Chris (I call John when I don't know what to do) Luxon, who Key anointed as his successor. Here are Luxon's appointments since elected (to name a few):


Bill English (John Key's Finance Minister and Former PM who has been brought back by Luxon to head the (Non) Independent Review of Kāinga Ora Housing)


Murray McCully (John Key's Foreign Minister who has been brought back by Luxon to head a (Non) Independent Review of the School Property System - now a 71 year old man)


Paula Bennett (John Key's Deputy Prime Minister who has been brought back by Luxon to be the Chair of Pharmac, formerly of Barfoot of Thompson real estate agents)


Simon Bridges (John Key's Minister of Transport and Economic Development who has been brought back by Luxon to Chair the NZ Transport Agency Board)


Steven Joyce (John Key's Minister for Tertiary Education & Bill English's Minister of Finance who has been brought back by Luxon to Chair the new Government’s “expert advisory panel” on infrastructure).


Lester Levy (John Key's Head of the Auckland District Health Boards who has been brought back by Luxon to run Health NZ - now a 70 year old man)


Peter Gluckman (John Key's Chief Scientific Officer who has been brought back by Luxon to Chair the Review of NZ Universities - now a 75 year old man)


Matt Burgess (John Key and Bill English's Economic Adviser who has been brought back to be Luxon's Economic Adviser)


Neil Quigley (John Key's Chair of the Reserve Bank Board who has been re-appointed by Luxon as the RBNZ Chair, in spite of a stuff-up of monetary policy of biblical proportions that caused the cost-of-living crisis)


The NZ Initiative (John Key's informally appointed National Party think tank that has been brought back by Luxon to be his informally appointed National Party Think Tank).


Meanwhile Former Finance Minister Robertson now heads Otago University on a $670,000 salary. Other Labour Ministers have piled into lucrative Wellington lobbying firm positions. We're descending into third world status whereby the politically well-connected get all the top jobs. No wonder talented young Kiwis either leave NZ, or vote Green if they stay. Between National and Labour, we ain't no meritocracy anymore.


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